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Weekly Wednesday Couplet for July 6, 2011

Oh coffee, keep me far from drowsiness,
But stay out of my bladder’s business.

(Yeah, it’s a loose rhyme. ¬†Sue me.)

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Weekly Wednesday Couplet! for May 25, 2011

You say, brevity is the soul of wit;
I say, cleverness is the source of shit.

(Published a few days late, sorry)